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网友支招新技能get：“有对象了吗？”

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2015年02月23日 10:42
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过年回家免不了走亲访友，又要面对七大姑、八大姨的轮番轰炸：“有对象了没？”“怎么不谈呀？”“要不要给你介绍个？”

面对此情此景，我们这些小辈只好心有戚戚焉。现在人人网友支出了新招：如果有婶婶问你有对象了吗，你可以做出简单了当的回答，“咋了？你要和我处处啊？”脑补一下婶婶那惊呆的表情也会醉了吧。不过用这种方法可得当心叔叔揍你。

此外，也有网友表示最好的防守就是先发制人：“阿姨，您更年期过渡的顺利吗？”“退休金多少啊？”“炒股赚了没有呀？”“孩子成绩怎么样，考了第几名啊？”“准备啥时候抱孙子呀”有了这些技能，估计七大姑八大姨见了你都要躲着走。

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